Hoodjack

The Legend of the Hood

Every bull run has a casualty. Ours put on a green hood.

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Deep in the Robinhood app, where hedge funds squeeze and paper hands cry themselves to sleep, one pale degen aped his entire life savings at the exact local top.

The candles turned red. The margin calls came. His portfolio bled 97%. And through every single dump — he did not sell.

The market took his money, his sleep, and his hairline. So he took the hood. Now he steals gains back from the whales — one dip at a time.

He doesn't do roadmaps. He does cope-maps. Join the Merry Holders. 💎

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Hoodnomics

Fair like a 0% commission trade. Simple like a meme should be.

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Fair Launch

No presale, no VC bags, no hedge-fund cut. Everyone enters the trade at the same price.

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0% Team Bags

The team keeps nothing off the top. The float belongs to the Merry Holders.

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LP Burned

The liquidity is locked in the fireplace. Nobody can pull the rug — not even him.

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100% Meme

No utility. No promises. Just a pale man, a green hood, and unlimited cope energy.

The Copemap

Not a roadmap. He doesn't know where he's going either.

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Phase 1 — Buy the Top

Done. Executed flawlessly. Nobody buys tops like him.

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Phase 2 — Hold Through -97%

Done. Diamond hands forged in the fires of liquidation.

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Phase 3 — Put On the Hood

Launch $HOOD on Robinhood Chain. Gather the Merry Holders. Steal gains back from the whales.

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Phase 4 — Break Even

The final boss. If we moon, that's a bonus. Breaking even is the dream.

How to Join the Hood

$HOOD lives on Robinhood Chain— you'll bridge over first.

⚠️ $HOOD is NOT on Ethereum Mainnet. You must bridge your ETH to Robinhood ETH (Robinhood Chain) before you can buy.

Get an ETH Wallet

Set up an Ethereum wallet like MetaMask and load it with some ETH on Ethereum Mainnet.

Bridge to Robinhood Chain

This is the important part. Send your ETH across the official bridge from Ethereum Mainnet over to Robinhood Chain(Robinhood's ETH L2). You'll now hold Robinhood ETH — the fuel for the forest.

Connect to the DEX

Add the Robinhood Chain network to your wallet and connect to the Robinhood Chain DEX. No PDT rule in the forest.

Swap & Never Sell

Paste the contract address, swap your Robinhood ETH for $HOOD, pull up the hood, and hold forever.

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Word From the Hood

Totally real testimonials from totally real bag-holders.

“I bought the top with him. Down 97% and I've never felt more alive. We hold together.”

— Down Bad Degen 💎

“Sold my car, bridged to Robinhood Chain, aped $HOOD, hood arrived same day. Zero regrets. WAGMI.”

— Former Paper Hand 🙌

“My financial advisor called it a cry for help. We call it Tuesday.”

— Anonymous Forest Ape 🦍

Frequently Coped Questions

Everything you were too down bad to ask.

Is $HOOD a good investment?+

No. It's a meme coin. It has no utility, no roadmap, and its mascot is famous for losing money. That's the whole point. Never invest more than you can afford to lose.

When do we sell?+

We don't. Read the room. The SELL button on this site doesn't even work — we tested it.

What chain is $HOOD on? Why do I need to bridge?+

$HOOD lives on Robinhood Chain (Robinhood's ETH Layer-2), not Ethereum Mainnet. So before you can buy, you bridge your regular ETH across the official bridge to get Robinhood ETH, then swap that for $HOOD on the Robinhood Chain DEX. If you try to buy with mainnet ETH, nothing will happen — bridge first.

Why the green hood?+

Robinhood took the name; he took it back. The hood hides the tears and keeps the candles green. It's also very slimming.

What if it goes down?+

Then it's a dip, and we buy it. He survived -97% — your -20% is a warm-up stretch.

Who is the team?+

A pale man in a green hood and the Merry Holders. 0% team allocation, LP burned, community-run cope.